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February 2010 GeekZine

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Video Game Review – Darksiders
Sometimes game designers just need to come up with their OWN original ideas

The Yarg’s Movies – The Hangover
Like it or not, the actors in this movie had entirely too much fun while making it

Geek Artwork – Romance
Awww, even skeles need love too!

The List 1101-1025
1119. I cannot have my mercy surgically removed.

Ask Garnet! – Choose Your Own Adventure
Garnet asks for your help in choosing which video she should review next!

View This Month’s Zine

Happy Birthday GGO!

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2 years ago this day, the world was changed forever when the floodgates broke and naked geek girls washed all over the internet! That’s right! It’s been exactly 2 years since GeekGirlsOnline opened it’s doors to the adult geek public.

Since we began, we’ve grown to 50 models, over 100 photo sets and nearly 5500 photos!

And what better way to celebrate than giving you what you come here for, week after week: Hot, naked geeky girls! This week is no different. We are VERY pleased to have Gayle Fett join us in our quest to dominate the geek porn world.

I was approached (via email of course) by a lovely lady, Miss Fett. She asked if she could pose with her Star Wars collection. I obliged. I was expecting a few small figurines, maybe some books. Much to my surprise, the set was enormous and filled with even a lifesize R2D2. OMG! LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

Without further adieu, here is Gayle Fett with her debut set on GeekGirlsOnline.

Sexy Geek Girl Gayle Fett shows us the journey of a lifetime... through her Star Wars collection, naked!

Sexy Geek Girl Gayle Fett shows us the journey of a lifetime... through her Star Wars collection, naked!

Sexy Geek Girl Gayle Fett shows us the journey of a lifetime... through her Star Wars collection, naked!

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October 2009 GeekZine

This month’s zine is full of zany goodness.

– MaGnUs reviews the new SyFy (stupid name) show Warehouse 13

– TheHGW sent in a short story of a log featuring a captain speaking of the latest Star Trek movie

– The Yarg is back this month with a review of Plan 9 from Outer Space

– Hedgegoth gives us Halloween goodies with his latest Gargoyle art

– And of course, the never ending List of things Mr. Welch can no longer do in a game

Don’t forget you can now comment, and share your favorite articles with anyone!

October 2009 GeekZine

Zelda – Doll Parts & NEW ZINE (finally)

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What a great way to wake up! Hot, Naked, Cosplay Geek, Zelda :)

Cosplay genius, Zelda, takes on the task of being a dolly. A very sexy, naked, anatomically correct dolly.

Cosplay genius, Zelda, takes on the task of being a dolly. A very sexy, naked, anatomically correct dolly.

Cosplay genius, Zelda, takes on the task of being a dolly. A very sexy, naked, anatomically correct dolly.

Cosplay genius, Zelda, takes on the task of being a dolly. A very sexy, naked, anatomically correct dolly.

See More Super Awesome Sexy Cosplay from Zelda!


Next in the Agenda: The new GeekZine! *cheers*

That’s right! The GeekZine has a place all it’s own now, found at GeekZine.GeekGirlsOnline.Net!

It’s bigger, it’s better, it’s super improved! You can now share with your favorite social networks at the click of a pretty nifty looking button; comment to your heart’s content; find articles by topic or column; SEARCH for articles; even link DIRECTLY TO ARTICLES! ZOMG GEEKY OVERLOAD!!!!

On that note, I *finally* got around to finishing September’s zine. The reason it took so long was that after migrating everything over to the dedicated site, I was sick at looking at articles haha. THEN, we spent time revamping and re-releasing Gaming Army (now V2.0); and I just didn’t seem to have the time to create a gallery, write 2 articles, and put the whole flashy thing together! BUT IT’S THERE NOW! SO GO READ!!!

September’s GeekZine is Gen Con galore! From a wrap-up of some of the festivities, to a gallery of geekery; even an article explaining why Playroom Entertainment needs a new PR department! Get your geek on, and check out September’s Gen Con Stravaganza!

Be sure to bookmark the all new snazzy GeekZine

Zelda – Harley Quinn

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Here’s another look at our resident cosplayer, Zelda doing her best (and damn sexy) Harley Quinn :)

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I will be back later today with updates about this month’s GeekZine!

Scav Hunt, Fuzzy Cunt and Wolvie Fun!

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Ok, so the “Wolvie Fun” part is stretching the rhyme, but you get the point!
June is a BIG month for GeekGirlsOnline! We are doing something unheard of: Giving away 6 free months of naked, hot, geeky girl porn to one lucky, and witty, user! That’s right. We are starting an annual tradition: The GeekGirlsOnline Scavenger Hunt.

The rules are pretty simple: either go online or go out in the world (Scary thought, I know) and gather pictures that pertain to 30 simple (ok MOSTLY simple) clues.  Of course, you gain more points by taking a picture of one of the clues in real life, but some things are just hard to come by! :cough:zelda porn:cough:

The point of this whole thing is to give one very awesome viewer a 6 month subscription to GeekGirlsOnline, as well as a GGO Teeshirt, stickers and poster featuring some of the Geek Girls themselves :)

For full contest rules, and of course clues, please check out this month’s GeekZine. Oh, and let’s not forget the fantastic articles too!

Negi is back with a review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine – The Video Game, The Yarg gives us insight from a non-trekkie’s POV of the new Star Trek movie, KillerQT indulges our senses with more quiver-inducing erotica, Hedgegoth Uncle Sams Cthulu, Mr. Welch’s list makes us giggle, and Garnet helps the new mommie’s of the world get off!

So Check It Out! June 2009′s GeekZine

And of course, no monthly zine would be complete without a sexy geek girl to go along with it!

This week, we introduce a new (to our pages) model, Masq. She’s the latest all-natural, busty, tattooed, nerdy chick to grace the site with her presence. Check out her debut set, featuring a very geeked out set and outfit! :)

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Athena Hollow Proves her Gamer Skills

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Ever see a girl play a game on a keyboard that required real attention WHILE masturbating with a vibrator? Well, now you can! Athena Hollow shows just how much skill she really has as she masturbates while playing a remix of the Chrono Cross theme song on Stepmania, the PC equivalent of Dance Dance Revolution. Not ONLY does she prove she can multitask with gaming and sex, but she get’s an “A” on the game :)

Here’s a quick video and a few snapshots!

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Athena Hollow Masturbates while Playing a video game

Athena Hollow Masturbates while Playing a video game

Athena Hollow Masturbates while Playing a video game

Check out Athena Hollow’s profile here!


May’s GeekZine is of course, nifty as always!

Featuring articles from new writers, and of course some old faves, you are bound to find SOMETHING you like!

Negi is back with a review on the new gorefest for the Wii, MadWorld:

In a nut shell, the game is about a city overrun by terrorists who poison the people and turn the entire thing into a game show. Finally, it’s legal to shove a couple of blades deep into people, get points and do it all in a sick and twisted, yet HILARIOUS manner.

New writer Tertius Ramone is here to talk about Lucky!

There was a cosplay competition on the day too and for my costume as a Wood Elf I won myself a battalion of dwarves (I know, the irony right?) and so that settled it, I was doing an army of the short gits.

The Yarg reviews Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead:

On top of all this gore, it is a musical! Yes, you heard me correctly, there is a lot of singing in this film, with future classic hits such as, Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fried, and Generous General

KillerQT sent in this amazing erotic story for all you pervs out there :)

You pull me by my leash over to the fireplace, standing me in the light of the flames, just so. You walk all the way around me, touching my body in different places, running your fingers over my skin, leaning in to taste me occassionally.

Hedge sent us another geeky art project! The poor, poor troll :(

The List of “Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG” continues!

782. My paladin’s job is not to enforce happiness.
783. The following are also not acceptable Ironclaw characters: Mortal Wombat, Dalai Llama, Boom Orangutan.
784. Monks do not make 3 Stooges sounds in combat.
785. Even if the rules allow it, can’t shoot 20 guys in one round with a musket.

And Finally, Garnet gives her opinions n the Acuvibe Mini.

If you’re a hitachi addict like I am, you’ll understand how often pointless it seems to try new vibrators when you’ve already found the best.

Check out the May 2009 GeekZine!

Weapon Connoisseur and Resident Evil 5

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This month is full of goodies! New models, Resident Evil 5 review and much more!

First off, our latest model is Starla. Her boyfriend is a photographer for GGO and has a studio set up where he normally shoots fantasy themed sets. You may recognize some of his work from Shiba’s sets, but the weapons are all Starla’s!

In her debut set, she shows off some of her faves from her collection.

Geek Girl Starla

Naked Geek Girl Starla shows off her Medieval weapon collection

Naked Geek Girl Starla shows off her Medieval weapon collection

Naked Geek Girl Starla shows off her Medieval weapon collection

Naked Geek Girl Starla shows off her Medieval weapon collection

Visit Starla’s Profile


GeekZine

This month’s zine features a review of Resident Evil 5 from our newest writer, Negi:

Resident Evil 5 isn’t exactly the best, but the graphics and storyline of the game is truly epic. It is about betrayal, loyalty and above all, staying the hell alive while protecting each other.

Doc is back (yay!) with his webcomic reviews. For April, he brings us Porterhouse:

Today’s review hits close to home for me. (And also gives me an excuse to talk about one of my favorite things… me!) It’s Porterhouse by Kent Archer and Tom Torre. It chronicles the life of a struggling cartoonist and his sidekick Buster, the genetically enhanced peanut.

The Yarg reviews the latest remake/revisit: Friday the 13th:

In this film, Jason is much scarier than he was in the other 9 that he stars in. Yes, 2 of the films did not have Jason Vorhees. What a shocker! Jason is intelligent, fast, works out things quite well, and is much more methodical in his killings than in his previous films, where he just seemed to go on a rampage once awoken.

Transmissions from Asteroid M. and MaGnUs give us insight into the world of comics attempting to mimic the real world:

As I’ve commented on previous occasions, particularly when I wrote my article on Rising Stars, during the last few years, end of the past decade and the first years of the current one, there’s been a marked trend to set fantastic comic books, in worlds as similar as possible to the real world.

Hedgegoth shares a bit of spring delight with his work “Woodgod Of Spring

AskGarnet!: Masturbating too much?

Is there such a thing? How do you know it’s gone from harmful fun to addiction? Garnet gives a little advice on how to find out and realize when you are just jerking a little more often than you probably should be.

And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG:

723. If my character is related to a god, it can’t be as a parent.
724. The time machine is not for finishing my set of Disciple autographs.
725. No, there is not a Mr. Of Arc. No, I still can’t hit on her.

April 2009 GeekZine

Space Babes are Hawt!

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We welcome the latest Geek Girl, Sleep, to the family.
She said she had a lot of fun shooting this set, except that the stupid aluminum foil kept falling off. I could see how that would be a problem normally, but when you have an alien octopus and a laser gun involved, you end up with sexy results!

Sleep - Space Babe

Sleep - Space Babe

Sleep - Space Babe

Check out Sleep’s Profile


And of course, no month would be complete without the latest edition of The Geek Zine!
We have a new writer joining the ranks of geekdom, MaGnUs. His debut article details Wolverine’s rise to be one of the most featured of all Marvel Characters.
The Yarg gives us insight into the newest rock opera, “REPO! The Genetic Opera”.
Hedgegoth personalizes St. Patrick’s Day with his rendition of Athena Hollow as a leprechaun.
Garnet lists off some very good places to buy kegal exercise equipment.
And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG continues!

Check out March’s GeekZine

Adela Adorina – Drama Queen

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Please welcome the gorgeous geek fashion designer, Adela Adorina.

Newest Geek Model, Adela Adorina, proves that fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.

Newest Geek Model, Adela Adorina, proves that fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.

Newest Geek Model, Adela Adorina, proves that fashion is all about eventually becoming naked.

Adela Adorina’s Profile


This month’s GeekZine features the following articles:
The Yarg’s Movie Reviews – Punisher: War Zone
Comic Corner – Vlad the Vegan Vampire
Geek Artwork – Zombie Valentine
The List – #601-650
Ask Garnet – Men Wearing Strap-ons

February 2009′s GeekZine

Pixie has fun in the kitchen & December 2008 GeekZine

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December 2008 Newsletter
Updates Last Month GeekZine

December will have some fun, lighthearted sets, all aimed to bring you holiday cheer!

Starting off the month is this super-fun set from Pixie.

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Also, expect new stuff from Vivian Winters and more from Athena Hollow, as she gears up to the big start of her new site! And who knows, you wonderful viewers just might get a heads up about a special deal sometime this month for her new site. Be sure to keep your eyes (and inboxes) open!

Join GeekGirlsOnline!

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Ahh, the month of receiving AND giving, as opposed to November’s “Month of Giving you an extra 3″ in your waistline”.

December 2008 GeekZine

Opening this month’s zine is another “Yarg’s Movie Reviews”. He takes on “Meat Market 1 & 2″.

OK, these movies are several years old, but I will make this a point to add a unknown zombie film I have seen… to bring it to the eyes of people everywhere

Doc and his comic corner is back this month! (Yay!)

The page is currently sub-titled “the non-gaming web comic” but we won’t hold that against him.

The Chronicles of Faerun leaves you wanting for more!

Franka was upset. He was actually crying, softly, in a corner of the Inn’s main room.

“The List” continues with more great ways to piss off your DM:

503. Dwarves do not get Beard Cancer.

And last, but definitely not least, Garnet gives us a little insight into how to handle a situation you aren’t familiar with.

Try to figure out what it is your wife really wants and if you don’t understand, ask questions.

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Pixie has a geeky blast in this fun set in the kitchen.

Pixie has a geeky blast in this fun set in the kitchen.

Pixie has a geeky blast in this fun set in the kitchen.

See More Pixie Here!

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