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Sexy Pagan Preparations
017 years
In this BarelyEvil set, Szandora demonstrates the correct way to prep for the Rites of Easter. Is that right? In springtime, when my heart turns to thoughts of love, I always confuse Ishtar and Easter and devil worship demon summoning.
Skyetastic
0EroticBPM’s desert set of cute little hard-bodied Skyetastic makes me feel like spring must be on the way. Cause it is getting hot in here.
Weapon Connoisseur and Resident Evil 5
017 years
This month is full of goodies! New models, Resident Evil 5 review and much more!
First off, our latest model is Starla. Her boyfriend is a photographer for GGO and has a studio set up where he normally shoots fantasy themed sets. You may recognize some of his work from Shiba’s sets, but the weapons are all Starla’s!
In her debut set, she shows off some of her faves from her collection.
Geek Girl Starla
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GeekZine
This month’s zine features a review of Resident Evil 5 from our newest writer, Negi:
Resident Evil 5 isn’t exactly the best, but the graphics and storyline of the game is truly epic. It is about betrayal, loyalty and above all, staying the hell alive while protecting each other.
Doc is back (yay!) with his webcomic reviews. For April, he brings us Porterhouse:
Today’s review hits close to home for me. (And also gives me an excuse to talk about one of my favorite things… me!) It’s Porterhouse by Kent Archer and Tom Torre. It chronicles the life of a struggling cartoonist and his sidekick Buster, the genetically enhanced peanut.
The Yarg reviews the latest remake/revisit: Friday the 13th:
In this film, Jason is much scarier than he was in the other 9 that he stars in. Yes, 2 of the films did not have Jason Vorhees. What a shocker! Jason is intelligent, fast, works out things quite well, and is much more methodical in his killings than in his previous films, where he just seemed to go on a rampage once awoken.
Transmissions from Asteroid M. and MaGnUs give us insight into the world of comics attempting to mimic the real world:
As I’ve commented on previous occasions, particularly when I wrote my article on Rising Stars, during the last few years, end of the past decade and the first years of the current one, there’s been a marked trend to set fantastic comic books, in worlds as similar as possible to the real world.
Hedgegoth shares a bit of spring delight with his work “Woodgod Of Spring”
AskGarnet!: Masturbating too much?
Is there such a thing? How do you know it’s gone from harmful fun to addiction? Garnet gives a little advice on how to find out and realize when you are just jerking a little more often than you probably should be.
And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG:
723. If my character is related to a god, it can’t be as a parent.
724. The time machine is not for finishing my set of Disciple autographs.
725. No, there is not a Mr. Of Arc. No, I still can’t hit on her.
April 2009 GeekZine
Tiana – Naughty Nurse Cosplay
017 years
Last we saw Tiana, she was sporting a sexy blue corset. This time, she takes it up a notch in both style and allure in a very sultry naughty nurse costume.
Lucky 1
0EroticBPM started out as RaverPorn, so it has been really great seeing them really returning to their electronica beats per minute roots with sets like this one of Lucky. Lucky has all the best colorful accessories and I want her bracelets. Do you call it a bracelet so long as it goes around your arm or only if it goes around the wrist? Plus she has cupcake pink hair if I’m not mistaken. Lucky indeed.
Hot Body Raver Wii Fit Action
0Sometimes you just get two awesome things which go awesome together. So you get awesome Wii Fit played naked by EroticBPM’s awesome Candace and it is just doubly awesome or awesome squared or some other appropriately techy kind of super awesome. Candace has a pretty hot toned body too, so maybe she should be a Wii Fit fitness consultant or spokesmodel or something.
Nude and tattooed in black leather and chains
0Michelle Aston shows off her perfect pair of tits highlighted by a leather harness and chains in this delectable Michelle-Aston.com photo set.
Keiko Bad Schoolgirl in Punk Bathroom
017 years
Blue Blood head honcho Amelia G explained that she and Keiko and Forrest Black were hanging out at a Thai restaurant and just had to make use of the graffiti decorated bathroom for an impromptu photo shoot. They describe the set as having a classic punk rock CBGB’s feel and I’d have to agree. I also have a weak spot for very very bad schoolgirls and BarelyEvil has the most evil schoolgirls around. It doesn’t say whether the Catholic schoolgirl uniform Keiko is wearing is the same one she actually wore in school, but her BarelyEvil interview is ridiculously hot if you like naughty schoolgirls.
Space Babes are Hawt!
017 years
We welcome the latest Geek Girl, Sleep, to the family.
She said she had a lot of fun shooting this set, except that the stupid aluminum foil kept falling off. I could see how that would be a problem normally, but when you have an alien octopus and a laser gun involved, you end up with sexy results!
And of course, no month would be complete without the latest edition of The Geek Zine!
We have a new writer joining the ranks of geekdom, MaGnUs. His debut article details Wolverine’s rise to be one of the most featured of all Marvel Characters.
The Yarg gives us insight into the newest rock opera, “REPO! The Genetic Opera”.
Hedgegoth personalizes St. Patrick’s Day with his rendition of Athena Hollow as a leprechaun.
Garnet lists off some very good places to buy kegal exercise equipment.
And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG continues!
