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OK – who wants hot dogs and who wants hamburgers!?! I am taking…
014 years
OK – who wants hot dogs and who wants hamburgers!?! I am taking a headcount…with my pussy out!!! Talk about a lot of meat! Tehe =)
Horny Freshman!
014 years
by AltPorn
in BurningAngel
Brian Street Team had a house party for all of us…but it sucked! And was missing an important element: BEER! Everyone was bitching and moaning about how un-fun the party was, until the only Freshman there – Juliette Black – came up with a brilliant idea to fuck BST’s older brother in exchange for some brews. She went into the house to find him and never came back…turns out she was much more interested in drinking his cock than she was in the alcohol.
The BurningAngel Chat Room will be hosting weekly LIVE CHATS…
014 years
The BurningAngel Chat Room will be hosting weekly LIVE CHATS with a special hot and sexily dressed (or UNDRESSED) BurningAngel girl! Yay! The lovely lady will be on her live webcam too!
Each show has a theme – picked by the featured BurningAngel – so keep checking our EVENTS SECTION to see who’s on the schedule next for a live show and what she’ll be doing…
On TUESDAY, January 26th, BurningAngel hot mama, ROGGIE, will be doing a LIVE WEBCAM Chat…her theme is MY LITTLE VIRBATOR! Show will begin at 10 PM EST (runs for about an hour). So if you want to watch ROGGIE doing who-knows-what (I think we can all guess) with her vibrator…
…COME TO THE BA CHAT ROOM ON TUESDAY, January 26th at 10 PM EST!!!
To join in on the conversation, all you need to do is:
1. Be a MEMBER of BurningAngel! If you’re not but wanna be, you can JOIN HERE!
2. Go into our CHAT room by clicking on the “CHAT” tab above.
Retro Stunner Razor Candi
014 years
Remember black and white TV when a master bedroom always held separate twin beds for each spouse? Ah, Hollywood, you’re the stuff dreams are made of. Speaking of dreams and the bedroom, lean and leggy Razor Candi is a perfectly poised wet dream in heels. She channels a bygone era, dolled up in hounds tooth and finesse. Her demi-cup bra frames her flawless pierced tits and that pleated white skirt may as well be a bracelet for her hips because it’s barely there! Bring your honorable intentions over to GothicSluts to see even her “unmentionables” come off!
Thoughts on menstruation supplies
014 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
LMAO
I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.
Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels and soft colours, but I think there’s a lot of untapped potential here.
Think about it. I bleed for days on end. Without dying. That’s pretty fucking metal.
So why can’t boxes for tampons and pads look like a heavy metal album cover or something?
I’m thinking something completely over the top. You know, like in the tradition of Powerthirst and Epic Meal Time. I’m talking lasers and zombies and dinosaurs and sharks here.
Here are some inspirational images to give you an idea of what I’m thinking:
You know. Something like that.
Momma don’t like this. Not one bit at all…
014 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
Momma don’t like this. Not one bit at all #weather
Tornado Warning is over for Putnam Co. Solid line of storms with radar estimated winds of 50mph pushing across Hendricks Co. Will reach Marion Co. by 1:45AM.
We are creating our own RPG based on a modified D20/OGL…
014 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
We are creating our own RPG based on a modified D20/OGL system.
We have a kickstarter page up to raise the funds for artwork and editors.
You can check that out here: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/352632760/rome-anno-octavian
Here’s some information about the setting itself, as well as some of the things you can get by helping us finish this book!
ROME – Anno Octavian: The high fantasy historical roleplaying game, that will put you in the action at the height of the Roman Republic. It is the place of gods, legions, dictators, and gladiators. From the underhanded corruption and greed of Roman politics to epic battles with Rome’s enemies and the glory and excitement of the gladiatorial games.
The game focuses on the Roman Republic at the height of its legendary existence. A time when Rome was the center of the world, and everything beyond its borders were merely places yet to be conquered. A time of brutal war between Cleopatra and Octavian when vast legions of soldiers clashed sword and shield on the fields of glory. Where Jupiter ruled the sky, Neptune the sea, and Pluto was master of the underworld. This is where your legend will be forged.
Here’s what you get for pledging:
Pledge $5 or more: Get your name added to the special thanks credits in the book.
Pledge $20 or more: A copy of the PDF upon completion & all previously listed items.
Pledge $70 or more: A copy of the ruleset for use with Fantasy Grounds II virtual table top & all previously listed items.
Pledge $150 or more: A custom character token designed just for you & all previously listed items.
Pledge $200 or more: An invitation to dinner with the creators at GenCon Indy & all previously listed items.
Pledge $500 or more: An ultimate license for Fantasy Grounds II Virtual Table Top & all previously listed items.
Pledge $1,000 or more: A personal demo of the game hosted by the creators for you and 4 friends, An autographed limited edition print copy of the game & all previously listed items.
Pledge $2,000 or more: Your name added to the cover as ‘Produced By’, all previously listed items and the entire design team worshiping you as a god for helping make this dream come true.
PLEASE! Toss in your pledge and spread the word!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/352632760/rome-anno-octavian
