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Conversation with my nearly 6 year old daughter:
014 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
Kid “Mom, can you put on Star Wars?”
Me “Yes. Which one do you want to watch?”
Kid “The one with C3PO”
Me “They all have 3PO”
Kid “The one when they first meet him when he’s broken.”
Me “The one w/ the kid?”
Kid “You know who he is! It’s Anakin!”
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014 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
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Happy Hump Day! Today, we’re giving you $5 off the…
014 years
Happy Hump Day! Today, we’re giving you $5 off the “Joanna Angel Punk Porn CyberSkin Pussy and Ass Stroker” in the BurningAngel STORE! Go HERE for your SALE item, buy it and HUMP THE SHIT out of it: http://www.burningangel.com/store/239/joanna-angels-punk-porn-cyberskin-pussy-and-ass-stroker-sex-toys
Someone gave me access to their room at The Four Seasons, so I…
014 years
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Someone gave me access to their room at The Four Seasons, so I took my friend and we went over there to check it out. I was so turned on by the nice hotel fixtures, that I raided the mini bar, grabbed a bottle and stuck it in my pussy. I’m pretty sure this is how all the guests at the Four Seasons make use of their mini bars, right?!
