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Lady Rae – Teacher’s Pet
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Yay for new geeky girls in sexy outfits and glasses 
Say hello to Star Wars geek, Lady Rae as she proves she is the sexiest teacher’s pet ever!
Check Out Lady Rae’s Profile
Also, it’s the last week for you to enter to with a 6 month membership to GeekGirlsOnline & GGO swag through our First Annual Geeky Scavenger Hunt! Check out June’s Geekzine or This Blog Post for details!
Dani Jan The Music Woman
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Music enthusiasts everywhere are freaking out because Dani Jan is molesting various musical devices with her tongue, tits and ass in her debut set on GeekGirlsOnline 
Check out Dani Jan’s Profile
Also, don’t forget! We’re halfway through the month which means there’s only a couple of weeks left for the First Annual GGO Scavenger Hunt! If you haven’t been informed, or are just lost by choice, please read this:
We are doing something unheard of: Giving away 6 free months of naked, hot, geeky girl porn to one lucky, and witty, user! That’s right. We are starting an annual tradition: The GeekGirlsOnline Scavenger Hunt.
The rules are pretty simple: either go online or go out in the world (Scary thought, I know) and gather pictures that pertain to 30 simple (ok MOSTLY simple) clues. Of course, you gain more points by taking a picture of one of the clues in real life, but some things are just hard to come by! :cough:zelda porn:cough:
The point of this whole thing is to give one very awesome viewer a 6 month subscription to GeekGirlsOnline, as well as a GGO Teeshirt, stickers and poster featuring some of the Geek Girls themselves
For full contest rules, and of course clues, please check out this month’s GeekZine. Oh, and let’s not forget the fantastic articles too!
June 2009’s GeekZine
So you better hurry! Time’s running low 
Meow! Welcome Zelda :)
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Cosplay Heaven! Zelda goes underground in her debut set, crawling around on all fours.
Check out Zelda’s Profile
Scav Hunt, Fuzzy Cunt and Wolvie Fun!
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Ok, so the “Wolvie Fun” part is stretching the rhyme, but you get the point!
June is a BIG month for GeekGirlsOnline! We are doing something unheard of: Giving away 6 free months of naked, hot, geeky girl porn to one lucky, and witty, user! That’s right. We are starting an annual tradition: The GeekGirlsOnline Scavenger Hunt.
The rules are pretty simple: either go online or go out in the world (Scary thought, I know) and gather pictures that pertain to 30 simple (ok MOSTLY simple) clues. Of course, you gain more points by taking a picture of one of the clues in real life, but some things are just hard to come by! :cough:zelda porn:cough:
The point of this whole thing is to give one very awesome viewer a 6 month subscription to GeekGirlsOnline, as well as a GGO Teeshirt, stickers and poster featuring some of the Geek Girls themselves 
For full contest rules, and of course clues, please check out this month’s GeekZine. Oh, and let’s not forget the fantastic articles too!
Negi is back with a review of X-Men Origins: Wolverine – The Video Game, The Yarg gives us insight from a non-trekkie’s POV of the new Star Trek movie, KillerQT indulges our senses with more quiver-inducing erotica, Hedgegoth Uncle Sams Cthulu, Mr. Welch’s list makes us giggle, and Garnet helps the new mommie’s of the world get off!
So Check It Out! June 2009′s GeekZine
And of course, no monthly zine would be complete without a sexy geek girl to go along with it!
This week, we introduce a new (to our pages) model, Masq. She’s the latest all-natural, busty, tattooed, nerdy chick to grace the site with her presence. Check out her debut set, featuring a very geeked out set and outfit!
Masq’s Profile
Athena Hollow Proves her Gamer Skills
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Ever see a girl play a game on a keyboard that required real attention WHILE masturbating with a vibrator? Well, now you can! Athena Hollow shows just how much skill she really has as she masturbates while playing a remix of the Chrono Cross theme song on Stepmania, the PC equivalent of Dance Dance Revolution. Not ONLY does she prove she can multitask with gaming and sex, but she get’s an “A” on the game 
Here’s a quick video and a few snapshots!
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Check out Athena Hollow’s profile here!
May’s GeekZine is of course, nifty as always!
Featuring articles from new writers, and of course some old faves, you are bound to find SOMETHING you like!
Negi is back with a review on the new gorefest for the Wii, MadWorld:
In a nut shell, the game is about a city overrun by terrorists who poison the people and turn the entire thing into a game show. Finally, it’s legal to shove a couple of blades deep into people, get points and do it all in a sick and twisted, yet HILARIOUS manner.
New writer Tertius Ramone is here to talk about Lucky!
There was a cosplay competition on the day too and for my costume as a Wood Elf I won myself a battalion of dwarves (I know, the irony right?) and so that settled it, I was doing an army of the short gits.
The Yarg reviews Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead:
On top of all this gore, it is a musical! Yes, you heard me correctly, there is a lot of singing in this film, with future classic hits such as, Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fried, and Generous General
KillerQT sent in this amazing erotic story for all you pervs out there
You pull me by my leash over to the fireplace, standing me in the light of the flames, just so. You walk all the way around me, touching my body in different places, running your fingers over my skin, leaning in to taste me occassionally.
Hedge sent us another geeky art project! The poor, poor troll 
The List of “Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG” continues!
782. My paladin’s job is not to enforce happiness.
783. The following are also not acceptable Ironclaw characters: Mortal Wombat, Dalai Llama, Boom Orangutan.
784. Monks do not make 3 Stooges sounds in combat.
785. Even if the rules allow it, can’t shoot 20 guys in one round with a musket.
And Finally, Garnet gives her opinions n the Acuvibe Mini.
If you’re a hitachi addict like I am, you’ll understand how often pointless it seems to try new vibrators when you’ve already found the best.
Check out the May 2009 GeekZine!
Pixie – Lady Shallott
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Pixie cosplays in this striking interpretation of Lord Alfred Tennyson’s 1832 poem, The Lady of Shalott
See this set and more on Pixie’s Profile
Vivian Winters – Girly Game Master
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Whoever said girls can’t be DM’s obviously never played with Vivian Winters. She is so proud of the fact that she knows her ass from a hole in the ground, that she’s willing to show it all while showing it off!
Join this lovely geek girl as she shows you how to REALLY capture your player’s attentions while you run them through you newest campaign of dragon slaying or orc hunting.
Visit Vivian Winters’ Profile
Weapon Connoisseur and Resident Evil 5
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This month is full of goodies! New models, Resident Evil 5 review and much more!
First off, our latest model is Starla. Her boyfriend is a photographer for GGO and has a studio set up where he normally shoots fantasy themed sets. You may recognize some of his work from Shiba’s sets, but the weapons are all Starla’s!
In her debut set, she shows off some of her faves from her collection.
Geek Girl Starla
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GeekZine
This month’s zine features a review of Resident Evil 5 from our newest writer, Negi:
Resident Evil 5 isn’t exactly the best, but the graphics and storyline of the game is truly epic. It is about betrayal, loyalty and above all, staying the hell alive while protecting each other.
Doc is back (yay!) with his webcomic reviews. For April, he brings us Porterhouse:
Today’s review hits close to home for me. (And also gives me an excuse to talk about one of my favorite things… me!) It’s Porterhouse by Kent Archer and Tom Torre. It chronicles the life of a struggling cartoonist and his sidekick Buster, the genetically enhanced peanut.
The Yarg reviews the latest remake/revisit: Friday the 13th:
In this film, Jason is much scarier than he was in the other 9 that he stars in. Yes, 2 of the films did not have Jason Vorhees. What a shocker! Jason is intelligent, fast, works out things quite well, and is much more methodical in his killings than in his previous films, where he just seemed to go on a rampage once awoken.
Transmissions from Asteroid M. and MaGnUs give us insight into the world of comics attempting to mimic the real world:
As I’ve commented on previous occasions, particularly when I wrote my article on Rising Stars, during the last few years, end of the past decade and the first years of the current one, there’s been a marked trend to set fantastic comic books, in worlds as similar as possible to the real world.
Hedgegoth shares a bit of spring delight with his work “Woodgod Of Spring”
AskGarnet!: Masturbating too much?
Is there such a thing? How do you know it’s gone from harmful fun to addiction? Garnet gives a little advice on how to find out and realize when you are just jerking a little more often than you probably should be.
And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG:
723. If my character is related to a god, it can’t be as a parent.
724. The time machine is not for finishing my set of Disciple autographs.
725. No, there is not a Mr. Of Arc. No, I still can’t hit on her.
April 2009 GeekZine
Tiana – Naughty Nurse Cosplay
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Last we saw Tiana, she was sporting a sexy blue corset. This time, she takes it up a notch in both style and allure in a very sultry naughty nurse costume.
Space Babes are Hawt!
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We welcome the latest Geek Girl, Sleep, to the family.
She said she had a lot of fun shooting this set, except that the stupid aluminum foil kept falling off. I could see how that would be a problem normally, but when you have an alien octopus and a laser gun involved, you end up with sexy results!
And of course, no month would be complete without the latest edition of The Geek Zine!
We have a new writer joining the ranks of geekdom, MaGnUs. His debut article details Wolverine’s rise to be one of the most featured of all Marvel Characters.
The Yarg gives us insight into the newest rock opera, “REPO! The Genetic Opera”.
Hedgegoth personalizes St. Patrick’s Day with his rendition of Athena Hollow as a leprechaun.
Garnet lists off some very good places to buy kegal exercise equipment.
And of course, The List of Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG continues!
