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June 2011 GeekZine


XMen First Class
A spoilerific review of the latest installment to the Marvel franchise: XMen: First Class, from MaGnUs

Model Art – Zelda
Zelda reimagines Ratchet & Clank in perfect Steampunk fashion

Game Review – Mortal Kombat
Negi is still stuck on a boat in the middle of nowhere, but he took time out to send in his point of view on the remake of Mortal Kombat.

The List
1301-1350 of “Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG”

Toy Review – Evolved Seduction
A new column from Athena Hollow featuring a new sex toy review every month! This month, she gives the ups and downs for Evolved’s “Seduction”

Check out June 2011′s GeekZine!

Zelda – Road Warrior


Good ol’ apocalypse porn! Not much is better :) Zelda shot this Mad Max inspired set out in the desert with a VERY convincing car & outfit! You could almost taste the end of the world on the tip of your tongue.

Zelda delves into the universe of Mad Max in this Road Warrior inspired set

Zelda delves into the universe of Mad Max in this Road Warrior inspired set

Zelda delves into the universe of Mad Max in this Road Warrior inspired set

See cosplay & more from Zelda!

The GeekZine is Back!

After a 6 month hiatus, the GeekZine is back! Currently, we’re playing a little ‘catch up’, but the zine will start debuting as close to on-time as possible from here on out! Be sure to check out May 2011′s zine featuring the winners for the First Annual “Geek Awards”, artwork from Alice Malice and more!

June’s zine should be up in a couple days & will have a review of X-Men First Class from MaGnUs, delicious gamer inspired steampunk artwork from Zelda, a review of Mortal Kombat from Negi, more from The HGW’s “The List of things Mr Welch can no longer do in an RPG” & a sex toy review from Athena Hollow!

July will feature coverage of the first ever Days of the Dead convention from Indianapolis including a write up about the convention and pictures! And of course, August is our annual Gen Con edition. So, be sure to check back often, or just follow our facebook & twitter!


Zelda – Guitar Heroine


We hope everyone got lots of geektastic things for xmas this year! We know we did :) Including this hot cosplay set of Judy Nails from Guitar Hero featuring Zelda ^_^

Zelda gets down and dirty as Judy Nails from Guitar Hero

Zelda gets down and dirty as Judy Nails from Guitar Hero

Zelda gets down and dirty as Judy Nails from Guitar Hero

Check out more cosplay action from Zelda!

Quick notes of interest:

If you would like to submit an article or artwork for the first GeekZine of 2011, be sure to get it to us by Sunday – Compensation is always a free month to GeekGirlsOnline per article accepted and published.

Also, the 2010 GeekGirlsOnline Viewers Choice Awards are coming to a close. There’s still a few days to cast your vote for best games, celebs and characters from 2010. Vote Here

Lush – Classy


Lush brings a little more class to the GeekGirlsOnline pages in her satin dress and bejeweled nipples!

BBW Lush brings a little class to Geek Porn

BBW Lush brings a little class to Geek Porn

BBW Lush brings a little class to Geek Porn

See more of Lush on GeekGirlsOnline


Also this week, we released the December 2010 issue of the GeekGirlsOnline GeekZine!

Marvel vs DC

Do you really believe you can tell the difference between most Marvel and DC comic art? MaGnUs is here to prove otherwise!

The Yarg’s Movies – The Room

The Yarg reviews one of the most awful movies to come out of the last decade. A love triangle somehow involving a room?

100 Ways to Annoy Wargamers

The HGW is back with a list of a different kind. Instead of pissing off your DM, he gives you some pretty quick ways to piss off your wargaming friend or opponent.

Video Game Review – Halo Reach

Negi gives his insight into Halo Reach and how it compares to previous Halo installations.

Ask Garnet – Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs

With few exceptions, people seem to want to teach their kids everything to fill the hierarchy of needs. Why is it that we leave a huge blank spot on sex and sexual intimacy?

View December 2010′s GeekZine


And don’t forget to vote in our GeekGirlsOnline Viewers Choice Awards!

There have been some surprising (and some not so surprising) results after the end of the first 9 days. Also, some of the nominees have even been promoting their nominations, such as Neil Grayston for Sexiest Geek Guy as well as both Wired’s Geek Dad bloggers and Geeks Are Sexy for blog of the year. So, go cast your vote today and spread the word to your friends to do the same!


GeekGirlsOnline Geek Awards

GeekGirlsOnline Geek Awards!


It’s time for the 2nd annual GeekGirlsOnline Awards! This year, we’ve decided to take a different route than just choosing the recipients ourselves, and you guys get to vote on who you think is the most deserving in each category.

You can only vote once, so make it count!

This years categories and respective nominations are as follows:

Best Arcade Game
1 Plants vs Zombies (xbox 360)
2 Puzzle Bots
3 Super Meat Boy
4 Humble Indie Bundle (World of Goo – Aquaria – Gish – Lugaru – Penumbra: Overture)
5 Death Spank

Best Xbox 360 Game
1 Call of Duty: Black Ops
2 Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
3 Fallout: New Vegas
4 Left4Dead 2
5 Fable III

Best PS3 Game
1 Gran Turismo 5
2 Call of Duty: Black Ops
3 Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
4 Fallout: New Vegas
5 Heavy Rain

Best Wii Game
1 New Super Mario Bros
2 Epic Mickey
3 Metroid: Other M
4 Call of Duty: Black Ops
5 Sin & Punishment 2

Best PC Game
1 Civilization V
2 The Sims 3
3 StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty
4 BioShock 2
5 Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Best DLC
1 World of Warcraft: Cataclysm
2 Red Dead Redemption: Undead Redmption
3 Left4Dead 2: The Sacrifice
4 Rock Band: Creedence Clearwater Revival Pack
5 GTA4: The Ballad of Gay Tony (PS3 & Windows)

Best Movie
1 Kick Ass
2 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1
3 Inception
4 Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
5 Predators

Blog of the Year
1 Allie Brosh
2 Conan O’Brien
3 Wil Wheaton
4 Geeks Are Sexy
5 GeekDad

Character of the Year
1 Douglas Fargo (Eureka)
2 Machete (Machete)
3 Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World}
4 Harry Potter (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)
5 Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)

TV Drama
1 Caprica
2 Dexter
3 Walking Dead
4 Sons of Anarchy
5 The Colony

TV Comedy
1 Eureka
2 The Big Bang Theory
3 Family Guy
4 American Dad
5 30 Rock

Best Documentary or Fact Based Program
1 Life After People
2 The Universe
3 Mythbusters
4 The Pluto Files
5 How It’s Made

Best Web Series
1 The Guild
2 Red vs. Blue
3 The Legend of Neil
4 Autotune the News
5 Anoying Orange

Best Viral Video
1 “I am Harry Potter”
2 “Blizzcon Red Shirt Guy”
3 “It Gets Worse”
4 Katy Perry sings “Hot N Cold” with Elmo –
5 “Bed Intruder”

Best Gadget
1 Kinect
2 Roxxxy
3 htc Evo
4 PS3 Move
5 iPad

Worst Gadget
1 Nexus One
2 iType
3 HP Slate 500
4 Google Tv
5 Pillow Remote

Biggest Douchebag(s)
1 Kanye West
2 Sarah Palin
3 The Cast of Jersey Shore
4 Jesse James
5 Steve Jobs

Sexiest Celeb Geek Guy
1 Jay Baruchel
2 Daniel Radcliffe
3 Neil Grayston
4 Wil Wheaton
5 Conan O’Brien

Sexiest Celebrity Geek Girl
1 Evanna Lynch
2 Mila Kunis
3 Katy Perry
4 Felicia Day
5 Team Unicorn’s “Gamer Girls”

Best RPG/Board Game
1 Outbreak: Undead
2 L5R 4th Edition
3 Sid Meier’s Civilization: The Board Game
4 Dungeons & Dragons: Castle Ravenloft Board Game
5 7 Wonders

Voting continues until December 31st and the winners will be announced in the January 2010 GeekZine.

The GeekZine will be getting back on track starting next Monday, after a few month hiatus. If you have any articles you’d like to include to get a free membership to GeekGirlsOnline, please send me an email at

GeekZine – Gen Con 2010 Edition & Diablo II Masturbation


That time of year again already! GeekGirlsOnline presents their wrap up of Gen Con 2010!

A (mostly) gaming and Gen Con related zine is a great way to end it all, too.  Our own Loz even jumped in and wrote what I think is one of the funniest and best articles we’ve ever had. We’ve titled it “Fear and Loathing at Gen Con 2010″ as it is quite on the same lines of a Hunter S. Thompson/Gonzo article.

Next, we have the obligatory Gen Con gallery. Hotties hotties hotties (and some KICK ASS fucking costumes) at Gen Con this year, though we’d expect absolutely nothing less.

After you delve into the crevasses of Gen Con, make sure you head over the fun and always wacky TheGlen to make sure you are aware of the 10 Do’s & Don’ts of how the Camarilla suggests you avoid a whereshark attack.

Of course, no Gen Con edition is complete without a roleplaying article! MaGnUs gives some very in-depth pointers on how to make sure your next character truly comes to life with his article titled “More Than Just A Bunch Of Stats: Character Backgrounds In Roleplaying Games”.

And last, but never least, The Yarg has a review of (as we in the US know it by) “Pirate Radio”. This was considered one of the best movies of 2009, now you can read why!

Read The August 2010 GeekZine

And since you were all so patient in waiting for this absolutely fantastic (and I still profess, our BEST) GeekZine, I present you with an extra update this week :) Athena Hollow masturbating while playing Diablo II…. Yep. You read that right folks! Check out the preview video below!

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CNyle – 4th Edition


CNyle is back with an amazing 4th Edition centered shoot. Lots of art, seduction and definitely fun. Her photographer was Steven Brown.

CNyle strips while playing 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons

CNyle strips while playing 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons

See more geeky fun from CNyle & all the GGO Models!

Also, I am very behind on the GeekZine, but here it is! July 2010′s GeekZine in all it’s glory!!

Interview – Allie Brosh
Allie Brosh is one of the funniest bloggers I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading. Her blog Hyperbole and a Half is both artful and insightful.

Video Game Review – Red Dead Redemption
Uh Oh. Negi is not amused by Rockstar’s latest game, western shooter Red Dead Redemption.

The Yarg’s Movies – Hatchet 2007
The Yarg is back with a review of Hatchet.

The List
1201-1250 of ‘The List’”

Ask Garnet – Stagliano Obscenity Charges
Late last week John “Buttman” Stagliano’s case was dismissed from court for not enough evidence. This is a great relief for the porn community and should be a relief for all really.

July 2010 GeekZine

Also, we are delaying the August zine by about 10 days due to the fact that GenCon Indy is August 5-8. This way, we can get full coverage up right after the convention :) So if you want to include something in that issue, please be sure to have it to me by Sunday August 8th. Thanks!

Zelda – World Warrior


Ahh, the Queen of Cosplay is back from vacation in South America and she brought us this unbelievably sexy video! In fact, it’s Zelda’s video debut on GeekGirlsOnline!

As the VERY hot Chun-Li, Zelda titillates and tantalizes as she masturbates both in and out of costume. Check out the preview below, and I promise you will not be disappointed.

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Check out this hot video (and more!) on GeekGirlsOnline

Also, picking up the slack around these parts finally, I have the June 2010 GeekZine up and running!

MaGnUs gives very awesome points as to why he feels Mandarin shouldn’t be the villain for Iron Man 3, Negi’s review of Splinter Cell: Conviction, The ‘List of things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG” is back, a fantastic sketch of  a flying  from resident geek artist Hedgegoth and a very insightful article from Garnet about the possibilities of sex addiction.

Check out June 2010′s GeekZine

Zelda – NewDart


We love every geeky thing our models send to us, but sometimes there are sets that aren’t inherently geeky that we get that are just amazing and sexy.

Zelda has no need to ‘prove’ her geek status as anyone who’s seen her previous work will agree: She’s a cosplay queen.

So, we are here this week with an amazingly sensuous set shot in all black and white featuring Zelda fully nude through the whole thing!

Zelda and her artsy side take over in this fully nude, sensual set

Zelda and her artsy side take over in this fully nude, sensual set

Zelda and her artsy side take over in this fully nude, sensual set

See more of Zelda & other supremely geeky girls!

Also, just a reminder: The April GeekZine will go live about a week from yesterday. If you want your free month of access, be sure to submit your content no later than Sunday April 4th!

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