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Archive for May, 2009
Athena Hollow Proves her Gamer Skills
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Ever see a girl play a game on a keyboard that required real attention WHILE masturbating with a vibrator? Well, now you can! Athena Hollow shows just how much skill she really has as she masturbates while playing a remix of the Chrono Cross theme song on Stepmania, the PC equivalent of Dance Dance Revolution. Not ONLY does she prove she can multitask with gaming and sex, but she get’s an “A” on the game 
Here’s a quick video and a few snapshots!
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Check out Athena Hollow’s profile here!
May’s GeekZine is of course, nifty as always!
Featuring articles from new writers, and of course some old faves, you are bound to find SOMETHING you like!
Negi is back with a review on the new gorefest for the Wii, MadWorld:
In a nut shell, the game is about a city overrun by terrorists who poison the people and turn the entire thing into a game show. Finally, it’s legal to shove a couple of blades deep into people, get points and do it all in a sick and twisted, yet HILARIOUS manner.
New writer Tertius Ramone is here to talk about Lucky!
There was a cosplay competition on the day too and for my costume as a Wood Elf I won myself a battalion of dwarves (I know, the irony right?) and so that settled it, I was doing an army of the short gits.
The Yarg reviews Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead:
On top of all this gore, it is a musical! Yes, you heard me correctly, there is a lot of singing in this film, with future classic hits such as, Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fried, and Generous General
KillerQT sent in this amazing erotic story for all you pervs out there
You pull me by my leash over to the fireplace, standing me in the light of the flames, just so. You walk all the way around me, touching my body in different places, running your fingers over my skin, leaning in to taste me occassionally.
Hedge sent us another geeky art project! The poor, poor troll 
The List of “Things Mr. Welch Can No Longer Do in an RPG” continues!
782. My paladin’s job is not to enforce happiness.
783. The following are also not acceptable Ironclaw characters: Mortal Wombat, Dalai Llama, Boom Orangutan.
784. Monks do not make 3 Stooges sounds in combat.
785. Even if the rules allow it, can’t shoot 20 guys in one round with a musket.
And Finally, Garnet gives her opinions n the Acuvibe Mini.
If you’re a hitachi addict like I am, you’ll understand how often pointless it seems to try new vibrators when you’ve already found the best.
