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#PornGirlProblems
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
That awkward moment when you have to contact amazon about an order that says it’ll take a month to deliver, and the amazon associate has to chat seriously with you after noticing half the order is sex toys & lube >_>
SOME of my issues with Twilight
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
1) Piss poor writing style disguised by overly complicated, unnecessary descriptors.
2) Proselytizing in the guise of ‘teen lit’ to teach a ‘moral lesson’ that having sex before you’re married means you are a shitty person, and deserve to be in a shitty relationship.
3) Pandering to a bullshit idea that a good way for a guy to show he cares, is to fucking stalk you, abuse you, and scare you.
4) As I’ve said before, it inspired “Fifty Shades of Grey”.
These are just a couple of the problems I have with Twilight that apply to my outrage over the series as a whole. I didn’t even bother addressing the personal problems I have with the vampire imagery and horror elements, as those are personal gripes. The above listed things affect everyone, not just myself and those who like the same genres of media that I do.
GODDAMMIT! I canât believe I didnât notice the…
012 years
GODDAMMIT! I canât believe I didnât notice the ridiculousness. Thatâs Rickyâs entire alternate universe facade â Just like Mickey, with a different name and a stupid ass sneer haha. Now everyone will forever be tortured by this, like I am.
Reblogged From: frankie chemical’s smut & thingsQuote: A local high school “social…
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
Reblogged From: frankie chemical’s smut & things
Quote: A local high school “social justice” class is petitioning to have a strip club closed down because it “demeans and objectifies women”. They are protesting outside it tomorrow. I’m sorry, but since when do 16 year olds get to have opinions on things they aren’t even of legal age to do?
I hope a stripper who works there shows them pics of her kids that she supports, and then organizes a pasties ticker tape parade. Goddamn kids. Aren’t even old enough to go in to see if it really is demeaning, let alone know what it’s all about without even working there. Judging it based on their preconceived notions of what is and isn’t acceptable… Social Justice? HAH! Fucking hypocrites.
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012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
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ISO Someone who works with sculpey clay for jewelry & hair…
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
ISO Someone who works with sculpey clay for jewelry & hair clips:
I need some of the yellow hair clips shown in the picture, relatively inexpensively. It doesnât have to be super fancy, but all the ones Iâve seen that other people made either looked too chunky, or were misshapen. I could just go buy the stuff and make it myself, but Iâd rather have someone who knows what they are doing handle it haha. So if you know someone who can make these without breaking my bank, let me know – athena@missathenahollow.com
