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Better #Blondes @jessiexlee & @kleiovalentien are here to…
011 years
by AltPorn
in BurningAngel
Better #Blondes @jessiexlee & @kleiovalentien are here to fix the #shower! It is unsafe, neither of them want #wet clothes! See more at #burningangel.com! #powertools #funny #punkporn #girlswithtattoos #blondemoment
Douche-canoe snaps random pictures of people in Seattle,…
011 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
Douche-canoe snaps random pictures of people in Seattle, throwing insults about their clothes like a 12 year old, then catches own self in mirror. Good job on the fitted jeans that don’t fit, and the whole “I shop at
If you see this jerk around Seattle, give them the finger and shitty service at your store. Grow up, dude or dudette. They aren’t hurting you by dressing this way. Did you ever leave high school?
Ok, I love the toilet plunger and mirror accessories. I love the day-glo shoes and matching head scarf. I have no idea where one would find aqua terry cloth shorts with stars, but they are this season’s “must have”. He sheet gossamer jacket over the terry cloth jacket is a nice touch.
100 points!
