Me: “For the love of glob, please just be quiet for a few minutes”
Her: “What???”
Me: “You’ve been humming the same part for 10 minutes”
Her: “What? It’s called Final Countdown.”
Me: “I know what the name of the damn song is. I don’t think I could stand to hear the same 30 seconds of humming for another 10 minutes without my head exploding”

silence for 2 minutes

Her: – starts humming same part again-
Me: “OH. MY. GOD. JUST. STOPPPPPPPP”