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Archive for January, 2012
OK – who wants hot dogs and who wants hamburgers!?! I am taking…
012 years
OK – who wants hot dogs and who wants hamburgers!?! I am taking a headcount…with my pussy out!!! Talk about a lot of meat! Tehe =)
Horny Freshman!
012 years
by AltPorn
in BurningAngel
Brian Street Team had a house party for all of us…but it sucked! And was missing an important element: BEER! Everyone was bitching and moaning about how un-fun the party was, until the only Freshman there – Juliette Black – came up with a brilliant idea to fuck BST’s older brother in exchange for some brews. She went into the house to find him and never came back…turns out she was much more interested in drinking his cock than she was in the alcohol.
The BurningAngel Chat Room will be hosting weekly LIVE CHATS…
012 years
The BurningAngel Chat Room will be hosting weekly LIVE CHATS with a special hot and sexily dressed (or UNDRESSED) BurningAngel girl! Yay! The lovely lady will be on her live webcam too!
Each show has a theme – picked by the featured BurningAngel – so keep checking our EVENTS SECTION to see who’s on the schedule next for a live show and what she’ll be doing…
On TUESDAY, January 26th, BurningAngel hot mama, ROGGIE, will be doing a LIVE WEBCAM Chat…her theme is MY LITTLE VIRBATOR! Show will begin at 10 PM EST (runs for about an hour). So if you want to watch ROGGIE doing who-knows-what (I think we can all guess) with her vibrator…
…COME TO THE BA CHAT ROOM ON TUESDAY, January 26th at 10 PM EST!!!
To join in on the conversation, all you need to do is:
1. Be a MEMBER of BurningAngel! If you’re not but wanna be, you can JOIN HERE!
2. Go into our CHAT room by clicking on the “CHAT” tab above.
Retro Stunner Razor Candi
012 years
Remember black and white TV when a master bedroom always held separate twin beds for each spouse? Ah, Hollywood, you’re the stuff dreams are made of. Speaking of dreams and the bedroom, lean and leggy Razor Candi is a perfectly poised wet dream in heels. She channels a bygone era, dolled up in hounds tooth and finesse. Her demi-cup bra frames her flawless pierced tits and that pleated white skirt may as well be a bracelet for her hips because it’s barely there! Bring your honorable intentions over to GothicSluts to see even her “unmentionables” come off!
Thoughts on menstruation supplies
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
LMAO
I refuse to call them ~*feminine hygiene*~ supplies.
Anyway… why are the boxes all dainty and soft? It’s all pastel pink, pastel blue, flowers, etc. Don’t get me wrong, I like pastels and soft colours, but I think there’s a lot of untapped potential here.
Think about it. I bleed for days on end. Without dying. That’s pretty fucking metal.
So why can’t boxes for tampons and pads look like a heavy metal album cover or something?
I’m thinking something completely over the top. You know, like in the tradition of Powerthirst and Epic Meal Time. I’m talking lasers and zombies and dinosaurs and sharks here.
Here are some inspirational images to give you an idea of what I’m thinking:
You know. Something like that.
Momma don’t like this. Not one bit at all…
012 years
by AltPorn
in GeekGirlsOnline
Momma don’t like this. Not one bit at all #weather
Tornado Warning is over for Putnam Co. Solid line of storms with radar estimated winds of 50mph pushing across Hendricks Co. Will reach Marion Co. by 1:45AM.
